i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I need to stop coming to work sober
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
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Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
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My day in three words: secret purse cake
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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