i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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