We named our party play list daddy issues
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Just puked most of my soul out..
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