i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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