I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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