I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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