That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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