Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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