I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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