Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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