do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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