Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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