Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I just googled if crying burns calories
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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