i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
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I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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