Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Sober January is a disaster.
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
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Its not chugging if its just one gulp
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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