so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
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