my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
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Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
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Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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