After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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