just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
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"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
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I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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