there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
