dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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