Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
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Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
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Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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