She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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