just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
