69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
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he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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