I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
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do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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