It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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