I swear she didn't look like that last week.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
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i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
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She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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