we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
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Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I fill condoms, not promises.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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