I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I wish I only lived at night.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Just invented taco cereal.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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