Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
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Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
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I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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