shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
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Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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