I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
should my penis look like a turkey
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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