He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Found your dick twin last night
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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