you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
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