Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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