nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
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Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Congratulations! We have a period
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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