You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
too bad you live with your parents still
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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