Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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