He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
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i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
They have beer where we have blood.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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