you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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