Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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