I'm so fucking centered right now
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
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I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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