If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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