She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
How external is "for external use only"?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
