It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Hippo gnu deer
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Randomize
