I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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