think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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