I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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