I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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