He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
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Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
You ate ashes out of my bong
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