my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
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As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
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she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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