Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
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Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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